Characters: teenager girl and pumpkin

Teen: Hi. You’re cute.
Pumpkin: What’s your name?
Teen: You’re going to be cute. I am taking you to my house. (teen takes pumpkin to her teen house)
Teen: You’re going to my house.
Pumpkin: Ok, where do you live?
Teen: Not far. (teen gets to her house and goes to her room)
Teen: La la la la la la love. I am going to put make up on you. O.K.?
Pumpkin: Nooooooooooooo!
Teen: I’m going to put lipstick on you.
Pumpkin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Teen: You look to cuteee! I love the way you look! (girl kisses pumpkin on the cheek)
Pumpkin: (looks in mirror) Ahhhhhhh!

Because they think it is a very fun sport. Kids love to skate parents every where around the world. Just like me skating is my most favorite think in the whole wide world. I love skating is my most favorite thing in the world even better than driving a Barbie jeep I love skating. Thank you God for this favorite activity. I love skating.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jimmy who wanted to play with the baseball team. But the boys wouldn’t let him play. So they took an extension chord and whacked him with it. Then two angels came and took him to God. So God gave the man energy to stand up to the boys and if that didn’t work he’d transform them into pocket watches. So they let the boy on the team.

Setting: Walgreens Characters: Clerk, Shopper
C: (walking around the store) Do you need any help, maam?
S: (looking for stuff) where are your model cars and the lights that you put on the tires that blink on and off in the night?
C: In aisle 4 and the model cars are in aisle 600.
S: In aisle 600? You have a bike or a car?
C: Yes we do. First you have to take a bike 300 aisles and you get off and take the car 300 aisles down and take the car back to the clerk out.
S: OK but I get my model cars for free.
C: OK but you will have to walk back.
S: OK OK but I get $50.
So do I!

The end.

Once upon a time there was a T-Rex named Corey. Everyday he went to his job where he ate cars. He ate trucks, long trucks with lots of metal. One day he saw a rat that was 10 inches. He screamed, “Mommy!”
T-Rex: Mommy!
Rat: You don’t have to be afraid of me.
T-Rex: But I am.
Rat: (starts crying…cries real hard. Hard enough to make a big puddle)
T-Rex: I’m sorry.
Rat: You hurt my feelings.
T-Rex: You want to play with me and have fun together?
Rat: Yes.
T-Rex: Do you want to be my friend?
Rat: Yes I will like to be your friend.
T-Rex: Friends forever and ever.
They play by the pad together. Then he said “We’re going to do everything together forever.” The next day Corey the T-Rex had to go to work then he went to rats house and said, “Do you want t come with me to work?” “Yes I like that.”
T-Rex: Boss I found someone to be the clean up boy.
Rat: I’m going to be a clean up boy.
T-Rex: Yes you are.
Rat: started crying, cause he was happy.
One day the rat is taking out all of the metal. Then people circle around him. They kick him, they punch him so hard that he died. The T-Rex came he started crying and running. I’m sorry I let that happen but the rat was dead.