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Stories that appeared in the 2004-2005 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."
By Samuel 'Mandark' B., 5th Grade, Harold Washington Elementary
Arguments Songs Monkeys Come Alive Podcasts That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005
I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they're yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can't eat pork, except for pepperoni.
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Arguments Songs Monkeys Come Alive That's Weird, Grandma
First I think kids should go buckwild because kids don't wanna learn. We wanna play. We wanna rule the classroom. We thirst for power.
Next I believe kids should play because most kids think teachers make learning boring.
Last I think kids should play in the classroom because why waste all our crazy energy on positivity. C'mon let's destroy somethin'.
NO WAIT I DISAGREE.
I disagree because I don't wanna loose all my energy.
Next I disagree because there's 24 hours in a day and we only get 5 hours.
Third I disagree with myself because I just like arguing.
By Desirae V., Loyola Park After School Program
Songs Monkeys Come Alive Podcasts That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005
One day I was playing video games. I went to the moon with my friends. My friends came to my grammother house. My favorite color is pink. I like to eat chicken. Moon dance Oh baby? Oh baby I like to eat McDonalds My favorite thing is the color orange I like to exercise I drink root beer I like to watch T.V.
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