Once upon a time there were three old men on a cruise. “I’m glad to get away from my wife” said Sherman, “She’s taken my teeth every day this week.”
“Man you just think you’ve got it bad! My granddaughters have be giving me the blues!” said Rosam.
“Well, I have it good no granddaughters or any wives.”

There once was a person named Eric he had a big head and a small body. He was going to get his eyes checked but when he got there someone blinded him. He couldn’t see and he kept bumping into something. He tried to get home but he didn’t know which way to go. So he bumped into someone that had a dog. The guy said, “I will give you the dog for $50.” Eric said, “OK just tell me which dollar it is when I take one out.” The guy said, “OK”. Eric took out a dollar and it was a $100 dollar bill. The guy said, “That is a $50 dollar bill now give it to me and I will give the dog.” “OK” said Eric. So Eric gave the $100 dollar bill and the guy gave him the dog. The dog was sad that his owner left him with a stranger. Eric told the dog to lead him home. The dog was magic and could talk. The dog said, “Heh, my name is Spike.” “What is your name?” said Spike. Eric said, “Heh my name is Eric.” “Are you the dog that is speaking?” said Eric. “Yes” said Spike. Eric told the dog again to take him home. Spike said, “What is the address.” “My address is 4852 N. Springfield.” So the dog flyed up to look at where his house is. The dog found the house he flew down and lead him to his house. When they got there he said thank you to Spike and went inside his house and Spike too. The next day he decided to get eye surgery. Spike took him to a Ophthalmologist. He got eye surgery. He could see again then he didn’t need Spike but he didn’t sell him because he is not a mean person. He kept him as a pet.

There was a man guarding a vault he didn’t let anyone in. A man came and tried to get in and he killed the guard. He tried to open the vault but he couldn’t. So he got a bomb and put it by the vault. The vault didn’t open so the man went home. Everyone wanted to know what was in the vault. It was full of gold! The End.

Vaca: Yo quiero ser mariposa.
Mari: Come puedes hacer mariposa?
Vaca: Con mucho practica!
Mari: Yo quiero ser una vaca!

English translation:

Vaca: I want to be a a butterfly.
Mari: How can you be a butterfly?
Vaca: With a lot of practice!
Mari: I want to be a cow!

My Friend is Dead
So I’ll make him a bed
In the ground he shall stay
Covered with hay
A happy life I hope it will be
And I’ll remember the time he could see
Then he was blind
And he walked behind
He was drinking tea
And then he fell into the sea
So now I stay and dig a grave for him
Now I wish I could save him