TWG 05-06
Stories that appeared in the 2005-2006 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Once upon a time there were three old men on a cruise. “I’m glad to get away from my wife” said Sherman, “She’s taken my teeth every day this week.”
“Man you just think you’ve got it bad! My granddaughters have be giving me the blues!” said Rosam.
“Well, I have it good no granddaughters or any wives.”

Setting: A shoe the size of a house
Characters: 800 feet tall American Girl Doll / A talking picture
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a talking picture. 1 day he was going to ask a 800 feet tall American Girl Doll a question. So she did.
Talk.: How tall are you?
Ame.: (Nothing)
Talk.: What? I didn’t hear you.
Ame: (Nothing)
Talk.: I asked you a question!
Ame.: (Nothing)
Talk.: ANSWER ME!
Amer.: (Nothing)
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Once upon a time there was a girl name Monique Lee who live on a farm with lots of animals like cows, sheep, and horses. And one day she decided to take a nap and she dream about lots of good things like trees and butterflies and while she was taking her nap all kind of things happen like the plants begin to die and stuff. So when she finally woke up she was on a deserted Island with all kinds of creatures and bad things and bad stuff was happening like she begin to get smaller and stuff like that and she finally woke up and found out it was all a dream.
The End

Once there were two bad couples. One day they went to the beach together. Then a men started to take pictures. Then the monster hitted the camera men far away. They lived horriblie ever after.
Then after they got married even though nobody came to there wedding. Everybody hated them. They was the worst neighbors ever. One day the whole town was so angry that they runned them out of town. So they moved to Montana and everyone hated them too.

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Kate. She said, helow Malik and I said hi Kate. She said I don’t want to be your friend anymore. So I said “Why” so she said because you’re a “Chicken.” So I went to get my chicken mask. And said Cluck, cluck and Bak, Bak chicky chicky.
The end
Continued…
Kate laughed and then she asked if I wanted to go to the park. She gave me a raspberry. I took it and ate it. “Why did you eat my raspberry punk?” and I said I’m not a punk I’m a chicken.
The end.




