By Dante H., Loyola Park After School Program
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there were people living in the jungle called Jungus. They made their houses out of grass. The children love to climb. Their village was very peaceful. Until Americans came and started tearing the village up for their own goods. The Jungus warriors took out their weapons and the Americans took guns. Then the warriors dropped their weapons. “Who has sent you here?” said one of the warriors. President Bush! Said one of the Americans. “We are his soldiers.” said another one. So some of the warriors went to president Bush, and some stayed. In the white house they saw President Bush! The other warriors snatched the guns out the soldiers hands and then the soldiers ran away because they had no weapons. Back at the white house the other warriors were thinking up a plan. They went to the Bush’s office. They saw a paper. They picked it up. The paper said that President Bush was going to blow up the Jungu Village. Then the Jungu warriors ripped the reminder up and threw it in the garbage. Since President Bush was busy with other stuff he forgot about blowing up the village. The Jungus started to rebuild the village when they were finished. It was a peaceful village once again.
The End!
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By Jorge R., Washington Irving
That's Weird, Grandma
Once there was a deer who lived in the forest. He decided to go to New York City. He found a nice boy and they became friends but the boys mom did not allowed to be friends with the deer because she not like deer. She said deer are bad luck. But the boy did not listen to his mom so he said to take the deer in his room mom saw the deer. She throw the deer out the window. The boy crying ran outside. He saw a die deer but he saw the deer opened his eyes and the boy was happy. The deer flyed up in the sky scared the boys madre. His mom was so scared she let’s the deer in. The boy was so happy he jumped up and down and he was glad his friend deer can come in and live in the house and live happy ever after.
The end.
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By Javda D., South Loop
That's Weird, Grandma
One day when I was one year old. Me and my mom and dad were go to breakfast and I thought a man was a monkey. I said mommy I see a monkey look. Mommy the monkey is talking the man got mad and my mom was embarrassed because the man was mad and she started to laugh. The End.
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By Rakia, Dewey School
That's Weird, Grandma
In Brazil, there was once a movie about to be filmed in front of a mansion. Everywhere they looked people were walking around. The film director shouted out “stop, stop, your messing up the movie you are not supposed to be walking you’re supposed to be running in circles screaming.” “Well we don’t want to do that “ they all screamed. Okay if you aren’t going to do it I’ll shoot you all For real the director screamed back and that’s exactly what he did.
The End
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By Michelle M., 3rd Grade, Reavis School
Holidays Winter Holidays That's Weird, Grandma
Rudolph was so embarrassed when his long lost cousin, Randy the runny-nosed reindeer showed up on Christmas Eve. His long lost cousin was so embarrassing that Rudolph did not want to be seen with him because he wiped his nose on every one's paws. So Rudolph wished that Randy went home. But Randy did not want to be seen with Rudolph. Then Rudolph went to see Santa. Rudolph told Santa all about what was going on with him and his cousin. Then Santa gave Rudolph some advice for Rudolph. But when Rudolph did not use the advice that Santa gave him. Instead, Rudolph was mean and used violence. The End.
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