Last year at my school on kids day (wich is usally the worst day of my life.) I was hot and every game I playing I didn’t get a prize except for a lame necklace I got Just because I played a game. Then I went to the piñata it was our turn to hit the piñata I knew something bad was going to happen like the year before when me and a girl in my class were looking for our teacher every where in the school and it turned out she was outside the whole time and we missed the piñata and didn’t get any candy except for the left overs that people didn’t like (wich I didnn’t like either.) so I knew something bad was going to happen and I was right! It started out when we all lined up (behind the line so we wouldn’t get hurt) and I was in the middle so I knew someone was gonna hit it and break it before I would even get a chance and so a kid named Jack in my class hit it nothing happened then this really chubby, short, strong tomboy in my class got up there and the stick was really long and before I knew it she hit the stick to the piñatas, the stick broke in half and come flying and hit me in the head!
My teacher caught me just before I hit the ground and rushed me into the office we kept on trying to call my mom but we could not reach her so they almost had to take me to the ambulyence but we finnaly she ansered her phone and came to pick me up and that night I went to the Hospital to get it glued together.

In the year 2082 scientists had discovered an island separate from the U.S. In the US we have 52 states. This island was said to be part of the US. This made the US now have 53 states. This island was so big that half was the Wild West and the other side was the Calm East. In the Wild West almost everyone broke the laws, but not in the Calm East. There was 1 thug gang and they were the only ones who broke the laws. In the Wild West there was tons of robbery, explosions, street fights, beer with so much alcohol that it steamed. But there was 1 really really really really really really really bad guy. His name was Black Dog. He was the guy that was always ready for a fights. Always ready for a beer, and always ready to kill! On April 22, 2082 there was a chimpanzee that found a sack of gold. This chimp was educated. He knew how to read, he could understand things, but always made mistakes, this chimp was called Chimp Eastwood. 1 day Eastwood was climbing a house and he accidentally fall down the chimney. He saw a computer at the end of the room. He was staring at the computer and he said “com-pooter!” so he trotted to the computer and accidentally loged on. Then he went to a house buying site and bought a house in the Wild West. Then a message popped up saying “there will be a private plane waiting for you at the San Francisco airport at 9:00 PM today! The chimp wrote this down and right when he was going to leave there was another message asking if he wanted to pay online or with cash at the airport. He put an X in the “pay for this online” box and clicked finish. 30 min later he was at the airport with his luggage and a human dumy that was holding his hand. In the monkeys head was a computer chip so when someone told the dummy something the chimp needed to think up an answer in his head and the dumy would say it. This made it easy for the monkey to board his private plane.

When Eastwood was at his new house in the Wild West he fell asleep in his bed. Meanwhile Black Dog won his 64th gun duel in a row. The next morning Chimp Eastwood was carrying a bucked of water when Black Dog came through the door of the bar and Eastwood spilled water on Black Dog. Black Dog stared at Eastwood furious. He said “What your name monkey?” in a very nasty way. Eastwood replied “me Chimp Eastwood.” Black Dog said “What kind of name is that, Bulgarian?” everyone laughed. Then he continued “How about a duel, eh? Tonight at 8:00. In front of this here bar. Got it sunny?” Chimp Eastwood replied with a nod and a shake. At 7:00 Chimp realized he didn’t have a gun. So Eastwood took his bag of gold and went to the local gun store. He traded all his gold for 2 golden guns, a jacket full of ammunition, and a gun belt. Then when chimp was home he fell asleep. Meanwhile Black Dog was on his 10th beer, checking the clock every 2 min. right after Eastwoods alarm clock went off the doorbell rang. There in the doorway stood a coat seller, with a yard stick. The man said, “Hello Eastwood. I was just hear to measure how big you are for your grave.” Chimp Eastwood answered “Why my, sir?” The man replied “Well, the odds are that you will be shot tonight at around 8:00. so why not prepare in advance?” He measure how big he was and left. The time had come. He had to walk to the bar with his ammunition, 2 golden guns and his gun belt. There was black dog standing waiting he yelled “what took you so long? I’ve been waiting for what feels like a century. Lets start the duel right now. Shall we?” Black Dog didn’t wait for an answer. He was as fast as lightning. He whipped his gun of his belt and fired. “click, click, click.” “Ah Man” he bellowed and Chimp Eastwood shot him in the heart 2 times “Bang!! Bang!!” Black Dog was dead. His record in duels is 64. That’s a good record, but when he lost to a chimp he must have been embarrassing.
You might think Eastwood won, because of luck. Maybe you think he was not naturally born to kill. Or maybe you just think he’s got a lot of skill. But I cannot tell you which one is correct.

Once apon a time there where 3 inventors. One of them was named Mark. Another one was named Sam. Another one was named Fred. Mark is inventing wooden things. Sam and Fred are making things for plants. One day Sam said lets make a automatic waterer. So Sam and Fred made hose that will water the plants. Mark made the button that you push to make the hose water the plants. They made it all out of 1 hose, wood, medal, and pipes. It only works in the summer because if you turn it on the pipes will freze. It is the summer right now. They asked a person that works at a hardwere store if they could buy it. The person said “yes.” So they sold it and a lot of people bought it. Everyone thought it worked realy good. So they got so rich they bought 5 manshions, 10 limos, and 100 antique things. The End

Ones upon a time it was a big funny bunny who lived in a tree but he did not have a house that have a roof on top just like all the house but he had a house with leaves on it. That funny bunny did not know what to do he just clap his hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 He stop then he said I am the smart funny bunny in the house but he was talking to his self. Then the snake came and said, you is not the smart funny bunny in this house I am the smart snake in the house. So the snake clap hiss hands ten times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 So the funny bunny said, you so silly How come you the funny snake in your family said the funny bunny. The funny bunny and snake friends came and it was bo-bo, frog, fish-fish, bird, dog, cat and thetwo silly willy's. And all the animals had a great time but the the two silly willy's just said something, I am smart funny bunny, then all the animals start again 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 They all said, Silly Willy.

I had never noticed the tiny door in the back of my closet before. I opened and saw a friendly monster that was scared of me. Then in a few more weeks and he knew me well and we started to play in my room. Then my mom came in and the monster had to hide. Then my mom said that I had to clean my room then my mom closed the door. After that the monster came out and help me clean my room and we finished the room quickly then we played some more and then the monster fainted. Then he got up in an hour. Then he died.