TWG 06-07

Stories that appeared in the 2006-2007 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

The Beat

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Beat, boots, gym shoes
like a loud soft beat
It’s like a lite drumming sound
Beats, boots, gym shoes
like a loud soft beat
It’s like an annoying scrap of a boot.
Gym shoes got a heavy beat
That irritates me.
Beat, boots, gym shoes
I love beats.

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, Wilmette 2007
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Tape Measure Villain

Tape measure villain.
Tape Measure villain.
Went into town. He took out his measure tape. He taped all the people up. Put them in his lair. He put them in a pot and ate them. He will tape the whole earth. And then he will be the ruler of the earth. And then the people will be his slaves.
The End

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Categories: Songs, Podcasts, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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Untitled (Gum Drops and Ice Cream)

I am miss walls I am 50 years old.
I believe there should be gumdrops for rain
My first reason is we could eat the rain
My second reason is the people who are huge for candy in it’s raining they could go out side for gumdrops.
My third reason is that every body would be happy
In conclusion, I believe that I love gum drops.
I am miss raffle I am 51 years old I believe that Ice cram is good for you is made out of milk and we shall have to eat it all the time and you could make it out of milk shake with strawberry and chocolate and vanilla with chocolate chips.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07
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Wendy, Nancy, Josselyn

W: Hi Nancy, how are you?
N: Hi I’m fine, and you?
W: I’m fine too.
N: What are you doing here?
W: Nothing just walking around the mall.
W: And you?
N: I’m looking for a beautiful dress because I’m going to a wedding on Friday.
W: Really!
N: Oh! I forgot to tell you that it’s our best friend wedding.
W: Uh-ha, and who is she? (asking angry)
N: It’s Josselyn’s wedding.
W: Why didn’t she envited me too? Huh?
N: I don’t know!
N: You know what I’ll call her and ask her why didn’t she envite you. OK.
W: OK. See you tomorrow because I got to go. OK.
Narrator: Next day Wendy was walking in the park.
J: Hi Wendy

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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The Old Woman That Didn’t Have Friends

Once upon a time there was an old lady that lived in a boat house. Her names was Ashley. On Halloween she always scared the people. She scared them because she was old and everybody thought she was a witch. And every night she knocked on people’s door because she didn’t have friends. The people thought she was mean and told her to get out of their property! Then in Halloween a boy came to her house and she turned him into a frog. So the boy’s sister came to look for him in the old lady’s boat house. But then Ashley turned the sister into a frog because she loved frogs! Finally another old lady named Cindy came to ask Ashley to be her friend because she didn’t have any friends either. So they became friends and Ashley turned the frogs back into children. The children also became friends with Ashley.

Categories: Holidays, Halloween, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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