By Eugene K., Reavis Academy
Holidays Thanksgiving That's Weird, Grandma
Hans, the turkey, ran away this Thanksgiving to become a pirate. They got a boat and went to the middle of the river and they saw a chickens then they throw rocks at them then they throw rocks back then the had a rock fight then the turkey throw a rock and hit a chicken in the head. Then the chicken said yo mama, and hit the turkey in the mouth, then they said we give up you guys are punks man we are a threat to you turkeys.
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By Joshiwa A., South Loop School
Holidays Halloween That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a Haunted House. Nobody went in there until a boy named Joshiwa when in there. Then he saw that it was not a haunted house. It was full of woman instead of ghost and he liked that place. Then he called his mom on the Telephone and said I do not want to go home! Because I made a lot of girlfriends.
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By Isra T., Gale School
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
When I was five years old all of my six brothers. And my only sister, my mom, and my dad. Was going to eat chicken, rice, and corn. My sister got some hot sauce and then I said I wanted some. And I got some in my eyes! I screamed on the top of my lungs! My eyes turned red I went to the sink and put water in my eyes. I was feeling better. I sat down and eat my food. And I said I’m never eating hot sauce again! And I was sure!
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By Roberto A., 4th Grade, Agassiz Elementary
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Wilmette 2007
Once there was a evil washing machine that never washed clothes. It just dirtyed it even more.
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By Iztel A, Alejandra A., Brian C., Everardo M., Abel F., and Eduardo M., 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
Holidays St. Patrick's Day That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a lady named Mrs. Casas. She loves to eat cereal at her house. One day she was eating healthy frosted flaked when little leprechauns came and started watching her eat. Mrs. Casas said: “Hi, go away please!” The Leprechauns say: “We’re going to give you gold and roses, please let us stay.” Mrs. Casas said: “You can stay for only one week.” So Mrs. Casas goes to work in the Sears Tower and leaves the Leprechauns at her house. The Leprechauns cause a mess and go crazy. They break all the plates and jump in the bath, and spill the orange juice off the table. They drop the roses all over the floor. Mrs. Casas gets home and says: “Oh my gosh! Go home and never come back!” And she never saw the Leprechauns again.
The End.
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