By Marc L., Reavis Academy
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
One time ago.
In the summer I went to old country buffet. I ate non stop for 8 hours my and my family went out I didn’t feel so good. I felt like puking my stomach was growling. I ran to a garbage. I puked. We went home. I learned my lesson. Never eat for 8 hours non stop. Next time I will know that and I puked in the cab on the way home. I went to sleep. I kept on puking. I kept on trying to go to sleep my mom called my we went to get me some medicine. I stopped puking I went finally went to sleep. The end.
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By Charlie F., Cleveland Elementary
Podcasts That's Weird, Grandma
One day there was four BMX bikers named Victor Steve Kevin Jimmy and they liked to do stunts and enter contest and they were in a competition and Jimmy’s steering wheel broke off and his brake went out and there was a huge jump ahead and he could not stop and he jumped the huge bump but he did not make it the front tire went sideways and when he landed he fly off his bike and broke his leg and the doctor said he could never ride a bike again his friends said we will do a team competition for him and give him the trophy but they came in second place and Jimmy was so happy he got good friends to have. The end.
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By Alexus F., 4th Grade, Harold Washington Elementary
That's Weird, Grandma
Setting: In the mall
Character: Kyra & Fashion Police & unFashion Police
Krya: That Fashion Police was right!
Fashion Police: I’m always right Kyra. Don’t forget I’m here to help fashion.
Kyra: Well, can you help me again. I’m looking for a dress. But the dress I picked out is unfashionable.
unFashionable Police: You can wear that it’s not wrong with that.
Kyra: You really think.
unFashionable Police: “Yeah”. It’s really nice on you. It really do.
Fashion Police: No it don’t. Do not listen to her.
Kyra: Why can’t I listen to her.
Fashion Police: Because she’s trying to make you unFashionable.
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By Alexus F., 4th Grade, Harold Washington Elementary
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma
Setting: In the Mall
Characters: Kyra and Fashion Police
KYRA: Man look at these clothes. Who are they made by. There made by Gucci.
FASHION POLICE: No, no, no. Put them pants down. You shouldn’t wear that.
KYRA: Why not?
FASHION POLICE: Because you’re not suppose to wear that with that Gucci shirt because leather and Gucci don’t go together.
KYRA: Well, what should I wear with the shirt?
FASHION POLICE: Let me think. You can wear corduroy pants or jeans. My work here is done!
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By Lucy N., Loyola Park After School Program
Holidays Winter Holidays That's Weird, Grandma
One day there was a house on ridge elfs lived there and the elfs just bought the house. The next day the elfs lived there one of the elfs went to the bathroom and all of the elf went after him but they all wanted to go to the bathroom in the house. There are 100 elfs waiting for the bathroom. There is one bathroom in the house. All the elf have name their names are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and on and on to 100 and elf number 1 says “We should have 100 bathrooms in this house.” So number 99 went to the neighbor and used their bathroom. Number 10 went to the school and all the elf went to the school except number 99 and 5 but the school was full so all the elf that are not 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 99 had to go home and hope that 5 is done…with the house bathroom so some one came and built 100 more bathrooms so all the elf can go to the bathroom the problem is solved. The end
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