TWG 07-08

Stories that appeared in the 2007-2008 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

One Day, Well Yesterday

One day, well yesterday My bro, sis, cusion and me. I’ll tell you the ages so you could know its really scary My cusion is14 my bro is 6 my sis is 4 and I am 9. Well it all started when we were watching scary video clips. We watched one about the first movie of the ring. Later on my mom went down to check the elictrisity we were upstairs by ourselves. We started to hear scary noises from scary movies. First we heard ahhhhh from the grudge. Then mmmm from the ring Then boom (stomp on floor). We got so scared I started to cry then my sis did. My cusion and bro weren’t so scared we heard a lauf just like mom’s. Then we heard booms coming closer and all of a sudden we saw someone pass through our door crack. My cusion looked know one was there she closed the door more. My mom came up and it all stopped. We asked here if she did it she said NO!
P.S. If you don’t belive me still pray forme!!!!!

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08
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All About The Pig and the Sheep and Horse Eating

Once upon a time there was a farm and a gate and there was not any animals in the gate so the farmer came out the house and there was three animals sitting and the animals was a pig and a horse and a sheep. And they was all eating food the pig was eating corn and the horse was eating hay and the sheep did not have nothing to eat. And the sheep got sad because the farmer did not have nothing to eat for him. The end.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08
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Bingo Lingo

Characters
Bingo (likes to drive and eat pizza)
Lingo (smelly)

Setting: mars

B: (Eating Pizza)
L: Can I have some (Sad)
B: (said no) because you smell.
L: But I’m really hungry.
B: Not until you take a bath. (Mad)
L: Never (disappointed)
B: Then no pizza (crossing arms)
L: Can I borrow your car (crossing arms)
L: Can I borrow your car (excited)
B: Yes. (Mad)
L: (When Lingo came back with pizza.)
B: Where is my car.
L: I had a car accident. And it is in the dump. Finally Lingo had a pizza.

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08
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The Cowboys Who Fighted

There was this girl named Nancy. She was married with Steven and her friend Lizy liked her husband and Alex and Mike liked Lizy but Lizy like Steven. Then Steven said that he had another brother named Felipe and Lizy said well let me see but Lizy said he was ugly then one day at night she went with Steven. And Steven said that he liked her too, so they started making out and then 2 years passed and Lizy had a baby but Nancy didn’t know about that. Then Alex and Mike told Nancy and she got mad but the they started fighting for Steven and nobody won so then they just said I am with Felipe and Alex got mad and Mike so Mike went with Nancy and they had 8 babies and they all got mad because of want the did so they said sorry to each other and To Be Continued.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08
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I am a Butcher and I Love Meat

I am a butcher and I love meat love me and the meat’s so good for people.
I’m a butcher and I love meat
Let me count the ways
One, meat is so good for people
Two, meat can be so juicy
Three, meat can be so meatish
Four, meat is so tender
Five, meat is good for you
Six, meat is a nice thing to eat
Seven, you can put it on a grill and you can put lots of juicy things on it
That’s why I love meat.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08, Celebration of Authors, COA 2007
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