TWG 08-09

Stories that appeared in the 2008-2009 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

Untitled (Because I am Deaf)

Because I am deaf I can turn off my hearing aid when my brother screams.

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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Super Blooper

My superhero name is: Dancing with the stars girl
My superpowers are: to dance until people drop. And also I can communicate will stars, and also connect
My weakness is: to dance to slow jazz, and classic music. It makes me drop dead!
My sidekick is: The stars and gang.
I live in: Dancing with the star corporation/or tower
My enemy is: Jazz Moon
My super costume is: black arm shirt with stars, and a black and yellow pants.

Once upon a time lived a girl named Dancing with the stars girl. She loved to dance. She hated class /and Jazz music. One day Jazz Moon came to destroy Dancing, so Dancing with the stars started Dancing, until Jazz Moon fainted.

Categories: Superheroes, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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Love and Trouble

I remember when I was in kindagrdan I had a crush on a boy but I didn’t now his name so I wanted to now him but one time it was circle time and he sat right next to me and I got so shy and nerves and then I put my hand down wear his hand was and he put his hand back waer he had it and his hand was touching mine and I got shy and my teacher touht I was rasing my hand. She called my name and I didn’t now what to say and every-body saw that I was holding his hand and I had to go back to desk and all the kids was lafing at me. The End
So I didn’t wan’t to go to that school ever agin.

Categories: True Stories, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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Buy One House Get One Free

PRO:
1) I think that’s a good idea so in one house you can live and in the other you could put all your cool stuff.
2) You could sleep in one house and then another day in the other.

CON:
1) You need to pay double money for light, gas and water
2) Some other people could enter your house and you won’t even notice.

Categories: Arguments, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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A PRETTY GIRL GOES CRAZY OVER LIPGLOSSES!

In Studio: This just in, a story brought to us by Tanya R. 4th grade from the Loyola Park After School Program A Pretty girl goes crazy over lip-glosses. Let’s go with our reporter to the scene.

News Reporter: Right now, I am in a Claire’s store in Westfield Old Orchard. This girl named Ceskabaddichosisbalin is going crazy because she can’t find the right lip-gloss. I’m going to interview an employee.

Employee Interview: This girl is going crazy because she can’t find the right lip-gloss. I tried helping her but she wouldn’t respect and I need respect.
(employee is talking in a sassy voice for employee)

CESKABABDICHOSISBALIN said…I can’t find the right lip-gloss. “Oooh, that one looks nice” says employee. “Oh, you be quiet you little mmmmmm” says the girl.

Reporter: Well this is crazy.

Girl: This is horribleeeeee! I can’t go to a dance without lip-gloss.

Reporter: It’s okay.

Girl: Don’t touch me!!!

Reporter: So I guess we know our reason for catastrophe. Well, back to you Susan.

Susan: Well, we hope this problem will be solved. Oh and a little advice. Don’t go to Claire’s. Well, goodnight peeps. . . . (THE END)

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 08-09
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