By Antonio M., Parzen N., Emily G., Jesus R., 5th Grade, Orchard Place
That's Weird, Grandma
“whatever said the princess wolfgirl to the wolfman because he wouldn’t give her free McDonalds and asked “would you marry me?” She was like “whatever!” He started crying and running. “I hate you! I love you! I don’t like you anymore at the same time!” “Whatever!” said the princess. He breaks his legs. He was running and got hit by a car. Princess Wolfgirl comes and helps him up. He falls again. He says “I’ll be better if you gave me a kiss and married me!” “Whatever!” She says. The end.
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By Jordan W., 6th Grade, Loyola After School Program
That's Weird, Grandma
Monkeys are smart. They know that apples are good. They eat apples every day. One day a monkey didn’t want to eat apples and started eating bananas. The apples felt offended. Then all the monkeys started eating bananas and worms started living in the apples.
The End
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By Derek M., Haines
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma
I remember when I was 8 years old I went to camp. In the afternoon it was very hot. We had to go outside. Some people we’re falling out because it was so hot. When my sisters and I got home my sister emailed our cousin in Wisconsin. My sister asked could we go and stay one week. Then my other cousin asked. Then they came to Chicago. It took a really long time to get there. When we got there my cosuine Gino and I went outside. We went to get my big cousin Nate. He is very fun. We was going to the park he couldn’t go because he had chores. So my sisters and my cousins all came. My cousin’s god sister kept crying cause she couldn’t get what she wanted. It was Sunday. We had to go to church. I was messing with my cousin’s friend. Then they start chasing me. I went to the store with my cousins. We had to leave on Sunday. We had to go back to camp. Then I met Stephon. He had attitude problems. He is fun most of the time.
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By Kiara B, 3rd Grade, Bridge
Superheroes Songs That's Weird, Grandma
There once was a very old scientist. One day he found a pill and the scientist drank it and he turned into a monster. He lived in Africa where 8 people lived. They were Super heroes. They found the monster and the monster tried to kill them and for a moment the monster said, “Help I can’t control my self.” They tried to help but the monster kept on fighting. The monster went to the city and destroyed the city and the Super heroes tried to follow him but they fall into a river and the truck sank. They transformed into Super heroes and flied to the city but it was too late and the man died. He was weak and told them he’s sorry. the end
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By Belen R, Ceasar M, Michael H, Andre V, and Yaret S.,, 2nd Grade, Orchard Place
That's Weird, Grandma
There was once a little Chihuahua who pretended that he was normal, but his owners didn’t know that he was a
superhero! They thought he was afraid of coyotes. The Chihuahua is named Kathy. Kathy is at home alone when
coyotes break in, they know karate, and are ready to fight. Kathy fights the coyotes when her family comes home.
They were parking in their garage, and hear the noises and they think that Kathy is having a party. When they go
inside, they see the fighting and the wife faints because her little Chihuahua is a superhero! They are so surprised .
Coyotes try to get the family. Kathy jumps in front of the family, the coyote plants a bomb. The family helps
Kathy fight. They throw the bomb using a shovel, and the coyotes explode! They live happily ever after, and the
coyotes never came back!
THE END
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