TWG 09-10
Stories that appeared in the 2009-2010 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

I am a geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End

Characters: Jamie, Joe (Guards), Jerry, Garry (Prisoners, Brothers)
Setting: Prison
Joe: We should stick around in the prison.
Jamie: Okay.
Jerry: We should break out of prison.
Garry: Why we will get arrested.
Jerry: No because I got the key and we will be sneaky
Joe: Somebody broke out let’s go fast
Jamie: Call back up just in case they get violence
Jerry: Run fast they are coming
Garry: Are you sure about this because this is really bad
Joe: I see them let’s go fast
Jerry: They are catching up
Jamie: I got them lets go
Joe: lets put them back in jail
Garry: I told you we will go back in jail
Jerry: So at least we tried
Joe: No more getting out of jail
Jamie: Yeah no more.
The End

I hate spiders
Because they look so hairy
Gross
And they're all big
And another reason is Because they always crawl all of the walls
Feeling like they're going to fall on your head
Gross and scary
And then
When I was in the hospital
And my friend's brother had got bitten by one
He had a big hole in his hand
Gross
My God we were in camp
And we seen spiders
I was like
AhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAh
Nasty gross
I was scared to take down the tents
And they are still God's creatures
But nothing we change
They still are disgusting creatures

Once there were people that lived in boston there names were Chris brown and Shak, they had a car that was cool and red. They were very bad with stuff they threw all the stuff in the floor, they were bad boys. Once they threw a cup made of gold then they ran away, they talk to each other and said let’s go pay for the cup we threw in the floor, so they said sorry and then pay a lot of money, but still they were bad boys. The End.

Today is Valentines Day, Oh it is not a good day. Da last thing I want is to be mad. A time when I was so mad is today. Yesterday was a good day today is not. I will be happy again, just not today. Ah, it’s a good day just not for me. Me and my cousins had fun yesterday, it’s just not happening today. Sometimes I feel happy and mad and today is a mad day. Oh I am not in a good mood. Me and myself is so mad I don’t know what to do. A time when I was really really mad is today. Da thing I’m mad about is something good.




