TWG 09-10

Stories that appeared in the 2009-2010 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

The Geek

I am a geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 09-10
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Prison Break

Characters: Jamie, Joe (Guards), Jerry, Garry (Prisoners, Brothers)
Setting: Prison

Joe: We should stick around in the prison.

Jamie: Okay.

Jerry: We should break out of prison.

Garry: Why we will get arrested.

Jerry: No because I got the key and we will be sneaky

Joe: Somebody broke out let’s go fast

Jamie: Call back up just in case they get violence

Jerry: Run fast they are coming

Garry: Are you sure about this because this is really bad

Joe: I see them let’s go fast

Jerry: They are catching up

Jamie: I got them lets go

Joe: lets put them back in jail

Garry: I told you we will go back in jail

Jerry: So at least we tried

Joe: No more getting out of jail

Jamie: Yeah no more.

The End

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 09-10
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Spiders

I hate spiders
Because they look so hairy
Gross
And they're all big
And another reason is Because they always crawl all of the walls
Feeling like they're going to fall on your head
Gross and scary
And then
When I was in the hospital
And my friend's brother had got bitten by one
He had a big hole in his hand
Gross
My God we were in camp
And we seen spiders
I was like
AhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAh
Nasty gross
I was scared to take down the tents
And they are still God's creatures
But nothing we change
They still are disgusting creatures

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 09-10
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Bad Boys

Once there were people that lived in boston there names were Chris brown and Shak, they had a car that was cool and red. They were very bad with stuff they threw all the stuff in the floor, they were bad boys. Once they threw a cup made of gold then they ran away, they talk to each other and said let’s go pay for the cup we threw in the floor, so they said sorry and then pay a lot of money, but still they were bad boys. The End.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 09-10
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Today I am So Mad

Today is Valentines Day, Oh it is not a good day. Da last thing I want is to be mad. A time when I was so mad is today. Yesterday was a good day today is not. I will be happy again, just not today. Ah, it’s a good day just not for me. Me and my cousins had fun yesterday, it’s just not happening today. Sometimes I feel happy and mad and today is a mad day. Oh I am not in a good mood. Me and myself is so mad I don’t know what to do. A time when I was really really mad is today. Da thing I’m mad about is something good.

Categories: Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 09-10
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