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Category: TWG 09-10

Stories that appeared in the 2009-2010 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

The Grandma and the Cat

By Jessica M., 4th Grade, Kohn
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

I’m the grandma and I believe that no body should have cats because you can trip over them and break your ankle and you is going to have a cast on it that why no body should have cats.
My 2nd reason is that no body should have cats when you trip over them and break your ankle you going to be in the house into your ankle feel better but if you want to go outside you can’t because you have to stay in the house because you ankle is break.

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Untitled (Movie)

By Mikquel B., 4th Grade, Chalmers
That's Weird, Grandma

A man named James and his friend Mikquel were playing a play but James did not know his parts so he could not do a movie with a paper in his hand we had no more ideas. So James was about to quit. But I said “do not give up on yourself”. So we said we will practice until he get it right but it took 4 days to get it right. He did.

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A Guy without Manners

By Daniel M. , 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
That's Weird, Grandma

One guy finally got a girlfriend and he was 32 years old and he was going to a restaurant called Red Lobster and he meet his girlfriend and he kept on burping and his girlfriend dump him for burping a lot even his parents kicked him out when he was 31 and he has nothing left in his life he only has his fancy jacket and his gloves and he did not even say excuse me. Then one day he meet someone the same as him and she was burping too. The End

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Monster at the Movie

By Simona A., Loyola Park
Holidays Halloween That's Weird, Grandma

On a day just like this one I went to the movie. Everything was normal until I saw weird people. there were people wearing costumes but monster following the people the monster are going to scare them away but they weren’t scare because it was Halloween so the monster could not scare it away so the monster went away and didn’t come back again. The End

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Immigration Argument

By Rene M., Fabian L., Israel M., Kobe O., Erik A., 4th Grade, Little Village
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma

Dear President Obama,
We believe that all immigration should be legal and people can come to the USA. We think this should be the law because we want our grandparents to come live with us. Also people in Mexico don’t have enough jobs. We think this plan will help create less war. We don’t think terrorists should be allowed to come. People should be able to live where they want because they don’t have a lot of money. If you make immigration legal, Mexicans won’t get arrested as often. Mr. President if you don’t enact this plan we will work to kick you out of office. Thank you for listening to our argument. Sincerely, Class 210

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