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Category: TWG 09-10

Stories that appeared in the 2009-2010 season of "That's Weird, Grandma."

My Happy Remember

By Naudia W. , 3rd Grade, Reavis
True Stories Songs That's Weird, Grandma

When my grandfather took me outside to feed a squirrel and squirrel came to me and he wanted for me to feed the squirrel and I fed the squirrel a peanut to the squirrel. He said good job to me then he said some day you will be a woman. Then he said you will blossom. You are not smart, don’t let anybody say you’re not. Remember that my sweet rose. I love your brain. You’re special, don’t let anybody say you’re not. I love you, my granddaughter. You’re a good kid, my grandfather said. I know you very well. You can be whatever you want to be. You can be a doctor, a astronaut, you can be president. Like I told you, you can be whatever you want, said my grandfather. He took to me to the family dining room and we ate and we went to bed. He tucked me in my bed. He said good night to me. He said don’t let the bed bugs bite. I love you, I said.

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The Escape

By Sara Y., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan
That's Weird, Grandma

There were a guy named Robert and he wanted to go to the museum. When he was little he was curious to go to the museum. But he never went so he was sad. Because his mom would not let him go. So all those years he did not go to the museum. So when he grow up and finally he went to the museum. He was excited

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Man in Jam

By Herminio T., 3rd Grade, Gale School
That's Weird, Grandma

There once was a man who lived in jam. Everyday he ate jelly that filled up his belly. He was a happy man. Everyday he will ate jam and bread. The smarts went to his head. The he created a robot it was small a small-bot. he said aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this is going to take an hour) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I Believe que Todos los Dias cae Nieve

By Hernan G., Columbia Explorers Academy
Arguments Spanish That's Weird, Grandma

I believe que todos los dias cae nieve.
My first reason is me gusta la nieve.
My second reason is porque puedo jugar con mis primos.
My third (last) reason is nos aventimos nieve.


English translation:

I believe it should snow every day.
My first reason is I like the snow.
My second reason is because I can play with my cousins
My third (last) reason is we throw snow.

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Untitled (Bubble Boy)

By Kennedy R., Loyola Park After School Program
Superheroes That's Weird, Grandma

Bubble boy is a super boy that is good and smart. He helps people work on math, science, social studies, and more. And he has an enemy that is stupid and dumb.

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