By BJ, Loyola Park
Songs That's Weird, Grandma
Batman drives a 2030 Lamborghini that has a refrigerator in it and a flat screen TV. His villain is Cinderella. She wanted to steal the ice jewelry that was worth millions and billions of dollars. She tried to use it for one of her evil schemes. She wants to rule the world. Batman says "you will not rule the word" and she puts Batman in a slipper. Batman throws something (one of his Bat things, a boomerang) and breaks the glass. Then he grabs Cinderella and puts her in handcuffs and puts her in jail and Batman goes home.
The End
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By Jacinda V., 4th Grade, Cleveland
That's Weird, Grandma
I went back and saw when my mom and dad met. They were at a carnival. My dad saw my mom he said “You are very pretty.” Then he said “Could you give me a kiss?” She did then that is how they fell in love. Then her friends said “You go girl.” The end.
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By Omar M., 5th Grade, Paderewski
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma
I am chair I believe that people should spray airfreshener on their butt befor they sit on me. My first reason is people may smell. My seconde reason is if they dont spray it will leave a stanch on me. My 3rd reason is I don’t want to smell. This is why I believe that people should spray airfreashener.
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By Jasmine R., 4th Grade, Cleveland
That's Weird, Grandma
Who ever knew that Chinese food could talk? No one I guess. Its true Chinese food does talk. One time Ms. Wigles ordered Chinese food and when she all most ate the Chinese food it said hey fat ladie can’t you eat some thing else. Ahhhhhh! She screamed for 5 minutes then she said this is crazy I moving out of here! So from that day on food started to talk to her. The end?
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By Meyah C., West Pullman Park Words @ Play Program
Poems That's Weird, Grandma
OMG!!
My fingers stop smacking each other and smashing in to each other
I’m trying to write!
Middle n pinky you two have been at it all day
And thumb stop letting them bully you
You all have been getting me in trouble all day
I just might chop you all off
If you all don’t stop talking
What’s that you say, ring finger you’re broke?!?
OOOO…my gosh here comes the pain mommy!!
We have a problem!
I broke my ring finger because I wouldn’t stop talking.
What?!? Well never mind.
LOL I bet you’re done talking NOW!?!
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