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Category: Valentine's Day

Love stories.

Today I am So Mad

By Tyjame D, 4th Grade, Dewey
Holidays Valentine's Day That's Weird, Grandma

Today is Valentines Day, Oh it is not a good day. Da last thing I want is to be mad. A time when I was so mad is today. Yesterday was a good day today is not. I will be happy again, just not today. Ah, it’s a good day just not for me. Me and my cousins had fun yesterday, it’s just not happening today. Sometimes I feel happy and mad and today is a mad day. Oh I am not in a good mood. Me and myself is so mad I don’t know what to do. A time when I was really really mad is today. Da thing I’m mad about is something good.

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I Think People Should Not Kiss

By Gennie H., 3rd Grade, Brenneman School
Arguments Holidays Valentine's Day That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Wilmette 2008

1) Because I think kissing is nasty and just nasty.
2) Because United States DO NOT KISS.
3) Have you saw your mom and dad kiss? If you did is it nasty.
4) Because, and have you saw people kissing on the beach.

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I am a Vampire This Valentine’s Day

By Marquan M., 4th Grade, Dewey Spring
Arguments Holidays Valentine's Day That's Weird, Grandma

I am a vampire this Valentine’s Day. OH How I love blood. Let me count the ways. One, Blood makes me stronger. Two, I don’t like people. Three, when I get blood I kill people. Oh How I love blood I Love blood all my life.

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I Hope I See Him Again

By Gabrielle C., 5th Grade, Henry Suder School
True Stories Holidays Valentine's Day That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2006 Wilmette 2007

One day I meet this boy at the movies. He was looking at me and I was looking at him. He was fine, sexy, adorable, wonderful. It was so much I had to say. I knew he was the one. My friend Tenisha asked him did he want to go with me he said yea he asked what was my name I said Re-Re. Then he asked how old I were that really caught me. I said 13. Now he asked for my phone number and I said 1-800 talk to you later. And I ran. But after all he caught me by the car he asked if I was really 13. I told the truth that I was 12 years old. I had to tell him because it was hurting me inside. So he said OK because he was really 12. So I found out that it is no reason to lie. Because someone might be the same age as you. Or have the same problem. The End. *I Hope I See Him Again*

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Love Is Romantic

By Marcel H., Burnham Anthony School
Holidays Valentine's Day That's Weird, Grandma

One time there was a man named Maritien that always worked he never made time to do stuff. Until he found this lovely lady name Marie. They had so much stuff in common they had in common was drawing, work all day, play jokes, singing, and soccer, and play very great video games. One day they decided to go on a nice and romantic date were no ones there were they can see a sea a birds flying and fish and boats floating and some wear they could be alone and have a great time. Three weeks after it he wanted them to go on their on boat were there were alone he asked her could he marry her she cried and said yes I will. Two months after that they a real wedding. They had one son and one daughter his name was Mark. Her name was Marian they lived haply ever after until they died. The end.

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