Valentine's Day

Love stories.

First Kiss

Track #04 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

In the summer time last year just about before the school year was over there was this girl named Diana [note from the typist: all i's in 'Diana' written with a heart as the dot on the i] that I sorta had a crush on she smelled like fresh fruit or flowers she was like a dream come true so total hot that she could almost hypmatize me to do or give her something. I had the most scariest gang of rough friends ever even the 8th graders were horrified of us we were vicious like a swarm of wild sharks. Diana had the most prettiest friends and all of my friends go out with them but I got beauty and brains. One day something changed completely after we had art and washed our hands Diana walk in and turn off the lights and frenched me WOW tolito! Man she could kiss so could I ♥

Categories: True Stories, Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 06-07
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I am a Vampire This Valentine’s Day

I am a vampire this Valentine’s Day. OH How I love blood. Let me count the ways. One, Blood makes me stronger. Two, I don’t like people. Three, when I get blood I kill people. Oh How I love blood I Love blood all my life.

Categories: Arguments, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 07-08
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I Hope I See Him Again

One day I meet this boy at the movies. He was looking at me and I was looking at him. He was fine, sexy, adorable, wonderful. It was so much I had to say. I knew he was the one. My friend Tenisha asked him did he want to go with me he said yea he asked what was my name I said Re-Re. Then he asked how old I were that really caught me. I said 13. Now he asked for my phone number and I said 1-800 talk to you later. And I ran. But after all he caught me by the car he asked if I was really 13. I told the truth that I was 12 years old. I had to tell him because it was hurting me inside. So he said OK because he was really 12. So I found out that it is no reason to lie. Because someone might be the same age as you. Or have the same problem. The End. *I Hope I See Him Again*

Categories: True Stories, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 03-04, TWG 07-08, Other Venues, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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I Thnk People Should Not Kiss

1) Because I think kissing is nasty and just nasty.
2) Because United States DO NOT KISS.
3) Have you saw your mom and dad kiss? If you did is it nasty.
4) Because, and have you saw people kissing on the beach.

Categories: Arguments, Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 01-02, TWG 04-05, Other Venues, Wilmette 2008
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Love Is Romantic

One time there was a man named Maritien that always worked he never made time to do stuff. Until he found this lovely lady name Marie. They had so much stuff in common they had in common was drawing, work all day, play jokes, singing, and soccer, and play very great video games. One day they decided to go on a nice and romantic date were no ones there were they can see a sea a birds flying and fish and boats floating and some wear they could be alone and have a great time. Three weeks after it he wanted them to go on their on boat were there were alone he asked her could he marry her she cried and said yes I will. Two months after that they a real wedding. They had one son and one daughter his name was Mark. Her name was Marian they lived haply ever after until they died. The end.

Categories: Holidays, Valentine's Day, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07
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