Wilmette 2007

Stories that appeared in the 2007 Wilmette show.

800 feet tall American Girl Doll / A talking picture

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Setting: A shoe the size of a house
Characters: 800 feet tall American Girl Doll / A talking picture

Narrator: Once upon a time there was a talking picture. 1 day he was going to ask a 800 feet tall American Girl Doll a question. So she did.
Talk.: How tall are you?
Ame.: (Nothing)
Talk.: What? I didn’t hear you.
Ame: (Nothing)
Talk.: I asked you a question!
Ame.: (Nothing)
Talk.: ANSWER ME!
Amer.: (Nothing)

Categories: Dialogues, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, Other Venues, Wilmette 2007
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Cheerleaders!

Once upon a time there was a Captain Cheerleader and a Co-captain Cheerleader and the was 4 girls who were the back up Cheerleaders. The Captains name was Julie the Co-Captain name was Jasmin. The back up girls names were Natalie, Kayla, my cousin Jessica and my best friend Jasmin. We do flip and cartwheels and most of all cheer moves. We go to competitions. Most of the time we win the rest we lose. We have done 10 competitions. We won eight and lost two. We are going to the finals. If we win our team is going to be the best cheerleading squad in the school. The cheerleading group won the finals. They lived happily being the best cheerleading squad in the school.
The End!

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, Other Venues, Wilmette 2007
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Cyclone Evil Washing Machine

Once there was a evil washing machine that never washed clothes. It just dirtyed it even more.

Categories: That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 05-06, TWG 06-07, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, Other Venues, Wilmette 2007
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Food Poem

Wow yellow!
Juicy large roll
With pits on each end with
A tangy and sour taste
Wow yellow!

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, TOTL 2006, Wilmette 2007
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I Am Poop

I am poop.
I see a toliet.
I fear of going down the toliet.
I hope I do not go down the toliet.
I am poop.

I am brown.
I think I will go down the toliet.
I cry for going down the toliet.
I touch water.
I am big and some time I am little,

I am one of the smelliest things in the world.
I try not to go down the toliet.
I pretend to be a log.
I say I am a log.
I am lonely.

Categories: Poems, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 06-07, Other Venues, Wilmette 2007
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