One day there was a house on ridge elfs lived there and the elfs just bought the house. The next day the elfs lived there one of the elfs went to the bathroom and all of the elf went after him but they all wanted to go to the bathroom in the house. There are 100 elfs waiting for the bathroom. There is one bathroom in the house. All the elf have name their names are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and on and on to 100 and elf number 1 says “We should have 100 bathrooms in this house.” So number 99 went to the neighbor and used their bathroom. Number 10 went to the school and all the elf went to the school except number 99 and 5 but the school was full so all the elf that are not 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 99 had to go home and hope that 5 is done…with the house bathroom so some one came and built 100 more bathrooms so all the elf can go to the bathroom the problem is solved. The end

Croc the Raccoon: I’m thirsty
Egg Nog: Well, you’re not gonna drink me!
Croc: Oh, yes I am gonna drink you, you crazy egg nog!
EN: I’m not crazy!
Croc: You might not be crazy, but you’re one big ole nog!
EN: Crazy Croc!
Croc: I might be crazy, but I’ve got you in my hand and am gonna drink you in a minute!
EN: Silly raccoon eggnog is for kids!

Nobody knew how it happen but Santa arrived very lean and muscle-bound he carried all of his toys to one house and all the kids woke up and came down stairs and ask Santa what big muscle-bound you have. Santa said none of your business and go back to sleep and then Santa left. And no one ever seen Santa again.

I believe in Santa
My first reason is he is fat.
My second reason is he has a reindeer.
My third reason is he could see who is naughty or nice and that is why I believe in santa.

I believe that Santa Claus is real.
My first reason is my dad doesn’t buy presents
My second reason is you hear them snoring at night.
My third reason is I hear the bells and hear Santa say Ho Ho Ho.