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Chitterlings

Track #16 on "Monkeys Come Alive"

I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they're yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can't eat pork, except for pepperoni.

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Categories: Arguments, Songs, Monkeys Come Alive, Podcasts, That's Weird, Grandma, TWG 04-05, TWG 05-06, TWG 5-Year Anniversary Show, TWG 08-09, Other Venues, TOTL 2005