Holiday themed stories.
By Madison S. & Teresa N., Hearts to Art Summer Camp
Characters: Perry the Platypus, Wonder Woman, and Heinz Doufensmirtz
Settings: Pizza parlor in New York City
(Wonder Woman and Heinz Doufensmirtz are on a date in a pizza parlor in New York City. )
H: I’m so glad we could finally do this. It’ll make my ex-wife so jealous.
W: Yeah, sure. (WW gives an unsure look). How will this whole thing work out though. I’m good, You’re evil.
H: Well, Two opposites attract. The moment I first saw you, I knew. It was real.
(Perry sneaks up on HD, trying to talk to him.)
H: Perry! Not now!
W: I’m sorry, what?
H: Oh, nothing! See this is my arch-nemesis, Perry! He’s a platypus
W: (Gives a look like he’s crazy). Yeah. I can see that! The End.
By India G., 3rd Grade, Sherman School of Excellence
Setting: In Chicago 1998
Characters: India, 21, Doctor and gets $700 Blue cheese a week, Ms Davis
Ms Davis: Oh No India I lost the $700 you gave me
India: Don’t worry, I got you I have money in my pocket. I bought the white house. I kicked Donald Trump out
Ms Davis: I’m so glad I live in the white house with India and Hillary Clinton.
HC: We’re gonna get us a hot tub and kittens.
India: lets Break up the house with a gate for Dogs and Cats. So they dont kill each other. Cause you know how animals are.
(everyone nods) (1999)
Steph: (sees New girl) Heeyy
Mary: Hey Didn’t I see you in Alabama
Steph: Ya Girl I Did Let’s Be friends (hug)
Steph & Mary: Hey India
India: Hey lets go out to eat. Its on me 5 stars
By Nicolas L., 4th Grade, Peirce School of International Studies
Once there was a girl named six, she was trapped in the Maw she was looking for a way out. She went into a room and realized it was a spa and the people who worked there were getting massages and she said “Wrong room!” and slammed the door. The End.
By Micahel, Kaylan, Shkiyra, Anthony, Darnell, Lauren, Maya, Nathaniel, Marshae, 6th Grade, Dewey School of Excellence
Once upon a time, there were the three stooges. They were best friends, so they decided to live together. They loved nature and wanted to have their own stuff so they bought a barn in Lucille Mountain in the year 3010. Moe, Tyrone, and Curly tried to raise money for their barn. It is old and near the edge of the mountain so it is about to fall off. They have a comedy fundraiser. Tyrone says “Comedy fundraiser right here”. They don’t have enough money. So they have to sell some stuff. They decide to sell Curly masks. Curly feels great because his face is everywhere. Vegetable Painting. They make enough money & Curly becomes famous. Tyrone & Moe become famous too because they are his acquaintances. Tyrone is jealous of Curly’s fame, so they get into an argument. Curly pushed Tyron into Moe which made Moe kick him down the stairs. Tyrone hits his head so hard that he goes into a coma. Tyrone loses his memory. He never wakes up until 1000 years. Moe & Curly went back to the barn & it got too old & fell on them.
1000 years later…
Moe & Curly are dead. Tyrone is the same as he was. He finds himself a job. He becomes a lawyer.
Then 1 year later he dies. They all meet in Heaven & have the same problems. Moe & Tyrone are still holding their grudges about Curly’s fame. Tyrone pays God to bring him back to life & go back in time. Moe & Curly’s children live in a village where mostly women live. Tyrone happens to go to the same village because he’s looking for a wife. He gets married & adores the children so that they will become famous. He doesn’t know it be he adopted Moe & Curly’s children. They find out who each other are. Tyrone loves his children and lets go of his grudge and they all live happily ever after. The End.
By Dariyana, 4th Grade, Morton School of Excellence
Once upon a time there was a queen and her friends. And she said let’s go to a party and have some fun. But they said we have to go to the mall. So the Queen got mad and she yelled at them and they said sorry but we have to go now and she said go and don’t come by me anymore. We was sorry they said and she left and never came back and did not have friends. THE END.
By Victoria V, 4th Grade, Columbia Explorer's Academy
Once a girl named Layla and she live in a Beautiful grey house that was very big and she loved painting. One day her dad said “you have to find A husband”. But Layla said “no I am fine all alone”. Her father said “oh but there is wonderful guys out there.” So all the guys came in even if Layla said no. After Layla meet all the guys she said no to all of them the last guy came and her dad liked him but Layla said no and she ran out. So no Layla lives in a little house she made and she has no husband and still love to paint. The End.
By DJ, Danny, Michaevion, and Sarah, Ravenswood Youth Guidance/BOM Summer Program
Once in a Mega Mansion in La, there were 2 Migos, Quevo and Offset. They were filming the video Stirfry. The Butler was getting drinks because their voices were dry from singing all day. Quevo and Offset began drinking the drink the Butler made, but it was nasty. The drink had a small bee in it, and it was bland with no taste, and it smelled like molding cheese. They spit the drink out back into the cup. They went and found the butler and poured the nasty drink on him. The Butler felt disrespected, he didn’t like smelling bad. He was raging. He smashed a glass on the floor and yelled “I quit!” They went back to filming but realized they couldn’t do it without the Butler because he was the camera guy too. So they hired a Manager so he could record the video. The next night they didn’t sleep well because they were thinking about what happened with the Butler. So they woke up, hired the Butler, apologized, and paid him $10,000. The End.
By Dominic R, Dixon Elementary
Setting: Monster’s Belly
Characters: Prince and Prince the Singer
P: How did we get trapped in the monster?
PS: Because my concert is in the monster’s belly and it’s sold out.
PL How do you control the monster?
PS: Every time I sing. I can make the monster do what I want. (singing)
P: How many people can fit in the monster?
PS: 15 people. But we’re going to stuff in 25. It’s going to be crowded.
P: NOO!! That will not work it will be too many people and the monster might get hurt.
PS: OK OK You’re a party pooper. But you’re right. 15 people will be fine.
P: Oh know you lied 25 people too much to crowded help!!!!
PS: (Ha Ha Ha Ha) I win
P: Help!!! (again)
By Malcolm R, 4th Grade, Dixon Elementary
There once was a man named Malcolm X. One day Malcolm was taking pictures and recording. There were a lot of zombies and mutated humans (monsters) in the city. Malcolm was not scared at all,not a bit. He was in the military and he went to the bottom of his building. He put on brass knuckles and started punching and fighting. One zombie bit Malcolm on the shoulder. His friends named Gerald and Jayden came to save Malcolm. His friend kicked the zombie. They fought off the zombies together and survived. The End.
By Brian C, Graves Elementary
Habia una ves dos estudiantes que se llamaror mary and jojo se portaron mal y las maestra los regano y los y evoyo a la ofisina y la principal les dio mil, 2illo, Billo, Triyon, Y 100 referhasy aprendieron su leccion. Fin.
The Very Angry Teacher
Once there were two students named Mary and Jojo. They behaved badly and the teacher scolded them and they went to the office and the principal gave them a thousand, 2 million, billion, trillion, and 100 write-ups and they learned their lesson. The End.