Thomas and Yamesse & The Kung Fu Nation

By Maya G., Pritzker
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005

Thomas: Hello Yamesse.
Yamesse: Hello Thomas
T: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Y: Sure.
T: How about Chio Belle
Y: Oh I love that place
Scene (later that night)
T: wow this is great
Y: yes, it is isn’t it.
T: (Pulls out her chair)
Y: Thank you.
T: I have to tell you something, actually two things.
Y: I’m ready.
T: well, I am a kung fu fighter
Y: second one
T: will you marry me?
Y: yes
Scene (later the next day walking together)
Y: So you are a kung fu fighter
T: Yes (sees enemies)
Y: Wow I think that’s awesome
T: Oh my god!!!!!
Y: What what
T: (pulls her behind bushes)  Those are my enemies who the kungfu nation is trying to kill.  I must go fight.
Y: What if you get hurt
T: I won’t stay here
Y: Oh do be careful
T: (Pulls the enemies in an abandoned building)
Y: (Runs into the building)
Scene
T: Go away (talking to Yamesse)
Enemies: We’re going to kill your girlfriend (holding Yamesse by neck)
T: My fiancé
E: That makes it much better
Y: Help (suffocating)
T: (Kicks enemies) Take that
E: YOOOOOOW!  (gets up and punches Thomas)
(Thomas gets beat up and is dying on the ground)
Y: (Runs over to him)
T: Yamesse.
Y: Yes?
T: Before I go
Y: Go where
T: Go to heaven.  I want you to know I love you so much and…
Y: (crying) and what and what Tom
E: Your fiancé is dead!!!!!!!
Y: Leave me alone. (crying) Tom why did you have to leave me.  I love you and I’ll never forget you.  (Cry noises)
The end