On the streets
TM: Will you marry me? (holds a ring out)
S: Only if you answer one question.
TM: O.K. I’m ready. (jumps in the air)
S: Have you ever kissed other men’s wives?
TM: They kiss me. I don’t kiss them.
S: NO. (she takes the ring out and throws it in the sewer)
TM: What the heck that cost me $1,000. (bites her finger)
S: Will you marry me? (whisper to audience, shows crown) it’s a mini crown of thorns
TM: Duh yeah. (puts on mini crown of thorns and screams very loud)
S: (she explodes)
TM: Tough love. (sighs) (he screams so loud he explodes)